Potato's Café
Pull up a chair at Potato's Cafe~ — a warm, nostalgic survival SMP and a Discord that feels like a late-night lantern hangout. Plant some spuds, build something silly, and stay a while.
One big squishy family
We're a small, cozy community that started as a few friends planting dirt-potatoes and grew into a whole little world. Everyone's welcome — bring your silliest builds and your kindest self.
Who's playing right now
0 players online out of 100. Real-time data straight from the server.
No players online right now
The cafe's quiet for the moment — pop back soon! 🕯️
Why players love it here
A little taste of what makes Potato SMP feel like home.
Relaxed Survival
Build, explore, and play at your own pace.
Friendly Community
Meet people, share builds, and find others to play with.
Events & Minigames
Join occasional events, games, and community challenges.
Custom Terrain
Explore a world with hand-picked terrain and places worth finding.
Reliable Hosting
A server that is looked after and kept running smoothly.
Helpful Staff
Staff are around to keep things fair and help when needed.
Support the server
Supporting the server helps with hosting and future updates. Enter any amount below — your donator tier is chosen by how much you give. All supporter perks are for Discord, except for your in-game donor prefix.
Iron Donator
- Iron Donator role in Discord
- Supporter prefix in the SMP
- Access to the supporter chat
- Vote in small Discord polls
Diamond Donator
- Everything in Supporter
- Diamond Donator role in Discord
- Choose a Discord role colour
- Access to the Diamond lounge
- Extra vote weight in community polls
- Priority entry to community events & giveaways
Amethyst Donator
- Everything in Diamond
- Amethyst Donator role in Discord
- Choose your own role colour and icon
- Access to the Amethyst lounge
- Your name on the server's supporter wall
Our little rulebook & family
House Rules
No harassment, bullying, threats, or targeted abuse. Respect people's boundaries.
Swearing's fine. Slurs, hate speech, and attacking personal traits aren't.
No racism, homophobia, sexism, religious hate, or discrimination of any kind.
No NSFW, pornography, graphic content, or inappropriate material.
Don't share private info, DMs, IPs, addresses, passwords, or sensitive data.
Don't spam, flood, mass-mention, or advertise without staff permission.
No raids, nuking, scams, phishing, malware, account theft, or exploiting the server.
Don't impersonate staff, members, or bots, or abuse self-roles to mislead others.
Follow reasonable staff instructions. Punishments may vary with severity and history.
Keep the server enjoyable. Don't cause drama, disrupt the community, or exploit loopholes.
The Crew
A soft, nostalgic community built on potatoes and good vibes. Made with 💜 by folks who just like hanging out in the cafe.
Connect
- Potato's Cafe~ (Discord)
- IP: play.potato-smp.net
- Support us
